babelfish translations. this is the first translation im using.
Origianal
babel-fish will be good. but i like codfish and eel more! eel tastes weird. yuck! codfish and potatos is yummy yummy in my tummy! baked codfish. cook in oven at 360 degrees F for 30 minutes. or is it half an hour? try for yourself! if you get sick its not my fault.
(dont really try this, i cook bad so i might be wrong)
to chinese:
Babelfished excerpt
Original: Mew slept in his little pink bubble quietly. WAKE UP MEW!!!! shouted azelf well he was banging pots and pans. WILL YOU BE QUIET YOU FLOATING BALL OF FUR! shouted mew. Same to you. said azelf. TOSCHE! said mew. Mew popped out of his bubble and went to make breakfast for all the others. This was the list:
Mespirit:Eggs and bacon
Azelf:Egg rolls and rice
Uxie:cereal
Shaymin:Cream of wheat
Manaphy:Aqua chips and strawberry cake
and Jirachi:Omelette with pepporoni and italian seasoning! A PIZZALETTE!
Through both forms of chinese:Meow meow calls peacefully to sleep in his small pink bubble. Awakes meow meow calls! ! ! ! Shouts the azelf well he attacks fiercely the pot and the flat-bottomed pan. The will you are peaceful your fur float! Shouts meow meow calls. Similarly thinks azelf to you. TOSCHE! First states meow meow calls. Meow meow calls popularly and makes the breakfast outside his bubble for to possess other. This is the name list: Mespirit:Eggs and bacon Azelf:Egg volume and rice Uxie:cereal Shaymin:Cream wheat Manaphy:Aqua chip and strawberry cake and Jirachi:Omelette by pepporoni and Italian seasoning! PIZZALETTE! Me:meow meow call in his sleep. How talented.And azelf awakes a meow meow call. Even more talented. Now azelf is a peaceful fur float in meow meow's opinion and azelf wants to eat egg volume.and meow meow is now popular. Through french:Miaulez deadened in its small pink bubble quietly. AWAKE YOU MIAULENT! ! ! ! well shouted d'azelf it struck pots and pans. WILL YOU ARE QUIET SWELL YOU FLOATING OF FUR! shouted miaulez. Same to you indicated l'azelf. TOSCHE! known as miaulez. Miaulez jumped out of its bubble and went to make the breakfast for all the others. C'était the list: Rollers of Mespirit:Eggs and Azelf:Egg bacon and rice Uxie:cereal Shaymin:Cream of the pieces of the corn Manaphy:Aqua and the cake of cutter and Jirachi:Omelette with the pepporoni and l'assaisonnement Italian! A PIZZALETTE!
Me:mew is deadening. Thats not good! SOMEBODY SAVE HIM! And azelf thinks of him as a Mialulent, whatever that is.Azelf is also swelled now.The list is the best part! Rollers of Mespirit want eggs and azelfs! Azelf wants Egg bacon(?) and rice.Shaymin is in the mood for cream of the peaces of corn well manaphy would like aqua and the cake of cutters.
Through Spanish: Maúlle sleepy in its small reserved pink bubble. CDESPIERTE MAÚLLAN! well shouted of azelf he struck potes and the casseroles. CVOLUNTAD YOU IS RESERVED YOU FLOATING BALL OF THE SKIN! shouted maúlle. Equal to you they said azelf. TOSCHE! said maúlle. Maúlle exploded outside its bubble and went to make the breakfast for all the others. This one was the list: Rollers and rice Uxie:cereal Shaymin:Cream of shavings of the wheat Manaphy:Aqua and the cake of the strawberry and Jirachi:Omelette de Mespirit:Eggs and of the Azelf:Egg bacon with pepporoni and the Italian condimento! A PIZZALETTE! Me:eww. azelf is a floating ball of skin.And if Mauille EXPLODED, why is he making breakfast? Who knows where rollers of rice came from. As well as creams of the shavings.Mespirit STILL wants to eat azelf and an omlette and jirachi no longer like pepperoni. Through Japanese:Being able to neglect gently with the bubble of that small pink, call. You call! ! ! Awake! Well he of azelf which shouted had hit hard the pot and the pot. It is floating sphere of the will quiet fur! You shout, call. Same was azelf to your. TOSCHE! Earlier description call. Being sounded plunk from that bubble, you called, making other breakfast because of everything you did. This was the list: The fragment of ムギ Manaphy:Aqua of the drying pepporoni and Italy and it is, the ちMespirit:Eggs and bacon Azelf:Egg roll and United States Uxie:cereal of the cake Shaymin:Cream and Jirachi:Omelette! PIZZALETTE! Me:so, I have become Mew. Talk about getting into the story. Mew is now You.Again, the list has gone crazy and now azelf is quiet. but pots and pans are not quiet! Manaphy wants to eat aqua of the drying pepperoni and he also would like to eat Italy! RUN AWAY!Azelf has something against the united states because he wants to eat them along with an egg roll. HOW THE HECK IS MEW GONNA COOK ITALY AND THE U.S? And shaymin will now only eat Cream. Through Korean:To be quite him it will sleep inside the small pink color bubble and it will be mewing and ten:00 bedspreads which will cry. Be mewing and it is a n which will cry happen! ! ! ! azelf well him which shouts the pot and the pan were counted as for. Will it spreads out and refloating worker of your fur! Shouts and to be mewing ten:00 bedspreads which will cry. It talked the azelf which it asks identically in you. TOSCHE! It will talk and it will be mewing and ten:00 bedspreads which will cry. It will break from his bubble and it will be it will cry and and all it will make to respect the different person it went the hazard breakfast and and and mewing and. This was the roster,: In pepporoni and Italy seasonings Mespirit:Eggs and hemp cloth of wheat Manaphy:Aqua chip and strawberry cake khen Azelf:Egg list and rice Uxie:cerealShaymin:Cream and Jirachi:Omelette! PIZZALETTE! Me:Mew is a boy. I was right!But it has 00 bedspereads. it must be cold in his pink bubble then. Azelf is also a worker of the fur that re-floats. again he speaks of 00bedspeards and the number ten.mor bedspreads again. now the list is a roster. and breakfast is a hazard. I guess most household accidents really DO happen in the kitchen. Even breakfast is dangeorus now!Also, the roster is made of pepperoni and italy seasonings. mespirit eats clotch now and and manaphy enjoys eating khensshaymin again will only eat cream. What have we learned today? Mew can explode but he doesnt get hurt Azelf eats whole countries babelfish is evil, and many other things i cant go on and on aobut cause it would take too long. Shaymin doesnt like wheat. just the cream. Azelf is made of skinny fur.